Hi, I'm Brady

I'm exactly 6 feet and 7 inches tall.

Allow me to address any further questions that tidbit of knowledge may spur:

  • Yes, I do play basketball. I play for the Cleveland Cavaliers under the alias "Kevin Love"
  • Yes, the weather is significantly different up here. It's a pretty consistent 72° with very low levels of precipitation… except for when a dog or old man dies in a movie
  • I wear size 13 shoes and large t-shirts. Pants that fit me are as hard to find as a spotted unicorn trading 1st edition holographic Charizard Pokemon cards with John Malkovich on a Tuesday somewhere in Hastings, Nebraska

Do you want to see me nerd out? Just mention the Harry Potter books, Bob Ross, The Legend of Zelda, indie folk music, or improv comedy .


I once composed a tweet that was favorited by Mark Hamill.

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