404: Return to Sender

Address Unknown

You ever gotten a letter back with this sticker on it?

Return to Sender: Address Unknown. Unable to forward.
(Oops! Somebody didn't verify their addresses...)

Well this page is our sticker to you. We don't know the address you're looking for, and trust us: we know lots of addresses! Since this is an error, we're unable to forward you and simply must return you to sender.

Evidently, Elvis didn't have address verification in his day:

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